bennyphantom:

-Passive aggressive
-Needs attention but pretends I don’t
-Likes to be pet
-Whiny
-Doesn’t know when to stop eating
-Needs to sleep 10+ hours
-Sheds a lot
-Lays on the floor where people are trying to walk
-Screams

fitzsimmmonsy:

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

meanthoughtscheapshots:

moshmallow:

maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too

I shouldn’t be laughing but wow this is great

saddestblogger:

hello 911 my mom had me save her place in the checkout line and it’s almost our turn

justbadpuns:

I started dating the girl across the street. I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren’t that hard.