-Passive aggressive
-Needs attention but pretends I don’t
-Likes to be pet
-Whiny
-Doesn’t know when to stop eating
-Needs to sleep 10+ hours
-Sheds a lot
-Lays on the floor where people are trying to walk
-Screams
“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night
what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella
(source: The Tennessean, August 9, 1925.)
1) i love how they said “not just” implying that Florida man being from Florida was ONE of the reasons he was arrested but not the sole reason
2) i can’t believe florida man meme is like nearly 100 years old
Florida man is unkillable.
maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too
I shouldn’t be laughing but wow this is great
hello 911 my mom had me save her place in the checkout line and it’s almost our turn
Diter Rot (Dieter Roth) in «Daily Bul» #12 Qui êtes-vous ? / Who are you, La Louvière, 1968
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I started dating the girl across the street. I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren’t that hard.
Eyes and Eggs ~ Jean-Michel Basquiat